July enough of that nonsense Football Thread

Think Kepa to Arsenal is a bit of a shame. Door closed to him at Chelsea years ago, even if keeper remains a shitshow for us, but he’d just rebuilt himself as a first choice option somewhere so seems a waste for him to immediately relinquish that. At 30, should be coming into his prime and he’s never in a million years unseating Raya. Go play some football and then do your last few years as a backup.

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he’s dreeeeeeamy <3

been at least 10 minutes since Bohemians have announced a new kit

Embarrassing

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Thought they’d be far too “woke” a club for Noel

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They didn’t link up with the closest LOI club to where they’re from, but Sligo Rovers are too classy for this shite

(25% of profits to Music Generation Ireland is a nice touch I suppose)

reckon he’s better than any of the keepers at Chelsea tbh lol

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I’m going to a football match! FOOTBALL!

How? Theres nowt on!

For a fleeting moment I thought this was in response to the news that Danny Ward has signed for Wrexham.

Forest just agreed a fee with Lyon for Malick Fofana. Absolutely no way he joins us, all the big boys are after him. That’ll be the third player to turn us down in the last two weeks. Not sure I can take all these SNUBS.

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Just in: local* dreamboat signs new deal, wears great t-shirt

*welsh

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That’s the most Chelsea player of all time unfortunately

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Arsenal absolutely love a Chelsea reject don’t they

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True, they need more forwards. There isn’t a chance he’s joining us, I think someone is being sneaky to get the bigger teams to bite.

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I’d have preferred City not to take part in the great FIFA farce in the first place, but, seeing as going out in the groups was the quickest way to get it over with having rocked up, we’ve done the next best thing, whilst also raking in a small fortune.

Hopefully the players can get some rest now and there’s a chance of at least some semblance of a pre-season without everyone breaking down.

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I see Trent got an assist in the definitely doesn’t exist cup

Rumours rumbling that Jackson Irvine may leave St. Pauli because he’s Pro-Palestine, yes you read that right. :upside_down_face:

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