July enough of that nonsense Football Thread

Friendlies began locally last night, watched a Step 6 team play a Step 4. Lovely time had!

What are you on about? There’s only 5 people in Steps. And they’d be entertaining crowds together, not competing. Are you alright?!

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What about 6, 7 and 8? :man_dancing:

Going to watch MORE football on Friday. FOOTBALL!

Also anyone been to West Ham? Where’s best to sit? (nowhere obviously, but I’ll be going anyway)

The stands behind the goals are the closest you get to feeling like you’re in an actual football stadium.

If you don’t fancy the end on view, probably about two thirds down the west stand (towards the middle the curve means you’re further from the pitch). Lower tier obvs.

It’s dreadful though, enjoy!

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Perfect, thank you! Quite fancy going to the friendly against Lille as it’s only a tenner. I’ll pick a seat tonight.

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Players arsenal may or may not sign

Kepa lol
“Christhian” not-a-typo Mosquera
Zubimendi
Norgaard
Eze apparently?
Sesko
Rodrygo or some inferior equivalent

Seems like a lot of players. Fingers crossed!

I think most clubs in the PL do not need more players. They’ve got a lot of those already, and most of them are very good and in the prime of their career it seems to me.

The exception is my club, who are in clear and dire need of players in several positions.

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You’ll be alright for now, winter might be a different story when Reijndiers comes back knackered from going around the world in a night

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something Pep’s sack idk
burlap

Haha yeah

I won’t be able to rest until at least 90% of the Premier League’s players are contracted to my beloved football club.

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Haha it’s funny because his name looks (but does not sound) like reindeers!

We had a player called Gabriel Jesus, people had very similar japes with him, owing to the fact that his last name looks (but does not sound) like Christ Almighty, the Son of God. So you could say I am quite familiar with this form of humour.

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Cheers mate! Didnt bother reading the rest of your post though, too made up with this. Hope it was equally full of praise

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And then out on loan. Another 2% to go

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Birmingham likely to have the same problem with Stansfield

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Hope they talked about shoegaze

https://x.com/juza_23/status/1940437711103635917?s=46

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Bloodsucker
Fame fucker
Bleed me dry like a goddamn umpire

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WARAMMER

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Genuinely have no idea why chelsea needed pedro outside of wanting to give us our pocket money

Watching a compilation of him, I think it might be because the plan between him and Delap is to constantly get players booked for violence rather than tedious dissent. Might explain Jackson’s recent turn from crybaby to abuser.