Bring it on
Ooh look at us buying train tickets!!!
Shite.
Shut up!
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When does it start?
8th March, 8pm.
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Absolutely bloody loved S1.
Darron & Alex 
I wonder what the winners of last year spent their money on?
Ooh they go to Costa Rica
Who’d want to do that!
Have you been? Never mentioned it.
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Really? Well let me tell you all about it!
Massive swingers bbq
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Ordnance survey maps and half a bitter each.
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.+ a course of chiropractic therapy
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i can’t even remember who won
The ones who took a load of taxis and joined part way through.
If you actually want to know I can probably find out for you. I know their nephew (Countdown champ. Was heavy underdog in his final as was playing highest scoring octochamp ever - like, massively wiped out everyone’s records on absolutely everything except gender-based stuff 
- but I gave him some superb tips in a pre-finals pep talk and he absolutely twatted the lad. Partly cos the lad’s a flat track bully and proper shat the bed in the final but I definitely think my tactical nous helped as well. 
)
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- Pick long words
- Wear a massive fuck-me bow
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Pre-match pep talk against an octochamp 
IT Crowd really ruined Countdown in someways took aways it’s innocence
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I watch it wistfully - if only the reality was that innocent…