jesus, even I’d throw a rolled up programme at you for that.
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Emre Can get you out of my head
something something goals to think about
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Hey you
You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, because Emre Can plays for Liverpool.
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Emre Can there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
Yeah, well it works if you pronounce it correctly, ya cunts.
Joe Lycett did a stand up tour called
That’s the way (aha aha)
Joe Lycett (aha aha)
Genius.
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Going loco, Emre Can
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Emre, Emre, Emre, Emre Can
Emre Can, Emre Can, Emre Can
Emre Can, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Emre Can
Let me rock you, that’s all I wanna do
Emre Can, let me rock you
Let me rock you, Emre Can
Let me rock you, let me feel for you
Emre Can let me tell you what I wanna do
Do you feel for me, the way I feel for you
Emre Can let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna love you, wanna hug you, wanna squeeze you too
Let me take you in my arms, let me fill you with my charms, Emre
'Cause you know that I’m the one to keep you warm, Emre
I’ll make you more than just a physical dream
I wanna rock you, Emre baby, 'cause you make me wanna scream
Let me rock you, rock you
100% signings tax. One for Corbyn’s next manifesto. See to it, Jezza!
That’s not going to help United’s imaginary signing of CR7.
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Imagine how Welsh you’d have to be to think Bale’s better than Ronaldo
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*5 years younger than
5 years shitter
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no coming back to that
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Ffs can football come back? Been reading the daily mail at work. Other than some guff about 32 year-old toddler Ronaldo, the sports section is all rugby and golf.
UGHHHH.
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Football or no football, there is never an excuse for this.
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Only paper we get delivered these days. Often end up hating everyone and everything by the time I’ve started the crossword. (More like FURIOUSWORD amiright?!!)
shit tory paper in ‘containing news about shit tory sports’ shocker!
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There’s also some tenni- oh right, yeah
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Bale’s better at every other part of the game but scoring.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
EMRE CAN