Seeking advice from Manchester dissers

The fact that the Manchester Evening News included the Manchester Evening News on their own list and it isn’t even the worst part

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Couldn’t face putting Manchester Guardian or C P Scott for reasons :eyes:

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Warburton’s :face_vomiting: shite bread, Brexit dickhead owners

also This & That clears everything on this list

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The first computer, Baby

This made me giggle a bit

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(bought)

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If some of the previous editors saw this sort of thing they’d be fucking fuming. Not even in content just in layout.

“the world’s first passenger railway” has me IRKED :enraged_face:

Oystermouth, Pen-y-darran, Stockton & Darlington… news to me if any of these are in Manchester

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the world’s very first computer, baby

[/CMAT]

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Marks & Spencer started in Leeds market didn’t it?

It’s where the expansion took place or something? Look we won the War of the Roses can’t have Yorkshire claiming things.

I’m not having Warburton’s foisted on us. Tolerate that, and before you know it we must carry the van for all of the ills imposed upon the world by Bolton. Amir Khan. Ivan Campo. Multi-Kay culpability, Peter and Vernon. Be careful. Down this road lies only madness

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Manchester’s crowning achievement is how much bullshit our lists of firsts always involve and no one ever seems to get called out on it

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We should sneak a couple in for fun, see if we can get them into the public realm.

The neverending backslapping has come to do my nut in. Don’t think any other provincial city in the country feels the need to constantly big itself up.

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No Lisa Stansfield, for shame

im sure stanley chow’s mum thinks he’s as important to the world as nuclear physics

Why do 10CC always get erased from these lists?

A great band in their own right but as owners of Strawberry Studios absolutely central to the legacy of loads of Manchester bands as well as all your 70s/80s City & Utd football anthems and err.. St Winifred’s School Choir recording there)

Love Will Tear Us Apart would not exist without 10CC/Strawberry

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if you were going to claim something of Bolton’s you’d go for Carr’s pasties

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also, I bet the hacienda was pure shit. everyone who brags about going there is a boring dick

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Stockport innit

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Hold on now… half that list is Gtr Manchester though :thinking: